Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Re-post as “I do stupid things __ % of the time.”
[x] 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
[x] 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
[x] 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
[x] 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[x] 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
[x] 6. Had people tell you that you are a blonde when you’re not
[x] 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
[x] 8. Have looked for something for atleast 5 min then realized it was in your hand
[x] 9. Tried to push a door that said pull
[x] 10. Tried to pull a door that said push
Running total: 10 LMAO
[] 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
[x] 12. Have hit yourself in the process of hitting something else
[x] 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
[] 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
[x] 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
[x] 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
[x] 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
[x] 18. Have had your drink come out of your nose because you were laughing so hard
[x] 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
[x] 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.
Running total: 18
[x] 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
[x] 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
[x] 23. Have run into a closed door
[x] 24. Started a conversation other people had just finished
[xxxxxxxxx] 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
[x] 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
[x] 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
[x] 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
[x ALL THE TIME BABY!] 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
[x] 30. Said o’clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o’clock, or 6:15 o’clock
Running total:28
[x] 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
[x] 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
[x] 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
[x] 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
[x again. all the time sweetcheeks!!] 35.Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot
[x] 36. Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 37. Wondered why something wasn’t working then realized it wasn’t plugged in
[x] 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 39. Walked into a pole
[x] 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident
Running total: 38
[x] 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
[x] 42. Tried to take a picture of someone’s eyes with the flash on
[x] 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
[x] 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
[x YUP, THAT'S ME EVERY DAY! ] 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
[x] 46. Picked up someone else’s drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
[xxxxxxx] 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 48. Have poked yourself in the eye
[x] 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
[x] 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 48
[x] 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
[x] 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
[xxxxxxxx] 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
[x] 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn’t hear the question in the first place and didn’t feel like asking what it was
[x] 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
[x] 56. Looked into an overhead purposely while it was on
[x HAAAAAAA EVERY SATURDAY!!!!!!!! ]57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn’t have school/work that day
[x THANK GOD FOR DIGITAL PHONE BOOKS! I STILL DON'T KNOW MY CELL # HALF THE TIME!!! ] 58. Forgot your own phone number
[x all the time. it's like a curse ] 59. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
[x happens every day] 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 58
[x] 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
[x] 62. Said funner then had somone make fun of you for it
[xxxxxxxxxxx] 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
[xxxxxxxxxxx] 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
[x] 65. Didn’t do the back side of an assignment because you thought that there wasn’t one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
[x] 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn’t read the directions
[x] 67. Corrected someone’s grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
[xxxxxxxxx] 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
[x] 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
[x] 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 68
[x] 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face on accident.
[x] 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
[x] 73. Ran into a door jam
[x] 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
[x] 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
[] 76. Have purposely licked playground sand
[x] 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren’t
[x] 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
[x] 80. Put tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 78
[x] 81. Put tape on your hair/someone else’s hair then pulled it off
[x] 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
[x] 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop in the back.
[x] 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
[x] 85. Have gotten a hair brush/comb stuck in your hair
[x] 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
[] 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
[x] 88. When at a restaurant, you used the spoon to fling stuff at people
[x] 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
[x] 90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 88
[x] 91. As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
[] 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
[xxxxxxx] 93. Have wrapped someone in toilet paper
[x] 94. Have used somebody else’s toothbrush without even realizing it wasn’t yours
[x] 95. Have started telling a story and forgot what you were talking about or what happened in the story
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 96. Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
[x LOL, i did,... and im NOT proud of it!!! ] 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
[x] 98. When laying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
[x] 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 97
THERE REALLY IS NO HOPE FOR ME!!!
