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Okay, so last night I got this e-mail… I initially thought it was spam, telling me about some guy named Thomas Neptune, and how he won the John Lennon songwriting contest (I actually made a typo, and it came out Jon Lennin, which was so funny for some reason, I couldn’t let it slide.), from someone at LaFamos.com , telling me that my blog is totally awesome, and that they would appreciate it if I’d blogged about him, because she noticed I blog a lot about music and stuff. Read the rest of this entry »
I noticed someone has been google-ing ‘Mine Forever’ chapters lately. THANK YOU for reading, and here’s the link to everything that has been posted so far. http://lexxascorner.wordpress.com/category/mine-forever/
Unfortunately, I lost chapter 28 as a result of some misunderstandings with the admins of a certain forum platform, and I refuse to re-write it, so if anyone has a copy of it, please e-mail it to lovemyangellexxa@yahoo.com .
Happy reading, and thank you again for reading my story! 
Lexxa~
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Ever wondered why I hate public transportation so much?
If you ever read my blog/ Facebook/ twitter updates, you may have noticed that I complain A LOT about busses, trains, and a bucket-loads of shallow shit (like the icky smell) that happens to me whenever I am in close range of any public transportation means…
So ‘nuff with the introduction… this was my day coming home this week: I got a first class ticket as I always do when I go home, and I notice that I am two (2!!) fucking hours early. OH DUH DING DONG THE DEPARTURE TIME CHANGED LIKE OH… I DON’T KNOW… 4 MONTHS AGO!!
OK, moving on… I go to first class, sit down. Just like normal people do. (a.n. this happened Friday; it is Sunday morning and I am still pissed, so please don’t mind the grammar mistakes I would or wouldn’t normally do make)
There were these old women there, going on and on and on and on and on (….) about nothing in particular, skipping from one subject to another like they were pre-pubescent teens suffering from ADHD ( ‘I don’t get easily distract….oooh, look! A bunny!’ ). This small detail counts because as soon as I got into action the old women switched to dead silence for my whole trip. THANK YOU GOD! I could hear them through hard rock blasting in my headphones even before I took a seat on that damned train
At this point the train was getting ready to leave the station, and I throw my purse on the seat in front of me, since it was not taken and stretch my legs on it (point of clarification- my legs were stretched on my purse, that was on the seat facing me.) and this fat son of a pig (NOT A METAPHOR)…
[PICTURE -> ]
(‘Oooh, look! A bunny!’)
Before I reveal what went down, I really want to point out that I did not smoke for like… 3 days and that I badly needed a cig, but I kept saying no. Therefore, my reaction to what was said was very justified, and above all, he had it coming. Oh yeah. More about WHY after these short quotes (a.n. – when I run out of cigs I get annoyed by air molecules , ergo, am very sarcastic. In Romanian, my comebacks are fucking hilarious. I didn’t even notice they were until I got off the train and ranted to mom and dad. I was blowing off steam and they were laughing till their rib cages hurt… and to think that parents never see that being impertinent is going to lead to anything good…)
(pig walks by me—nearly. Takes two steps, turns around and yells for everyone in the cart to hear.) “this is how you act at home, too?!”
“No, at home I spend my time butt-naked, with my legs on the table, and take my dumps in the livingroom.”
“WHY, is this is how you–” (he meant to say ‘is this how your parents thought you, but I cut him off)
“Because this way you can act like a fly and land in my shit.”
“I guess you don’t use your brain–” he tries to be spiritual, but once again, he’s too stupid to mess with me on a low nicotine diet, as I react on the urge of the moment, and blurt out “Of course I am not using my brain, otherwise we wouldn’t be on the same level anymore!”
—5 full seconds of dead silence— then he plays the ‘respect card’ on me and tells me he’s gonna tell the mechanic of the train to call the police to get me off the train… Ooohh, bad move, dude…. Really… Really, bad move…
Once again, I cut him off, showing exactly how much respect I had for him, and continue making my point.
“I may be on this Earth for 2 decades and a hiccup, but I know more about respect than you will ever know about anything in your entire life.”
At which point he tries to cut me off and I start raising my voice to make myself heard, and stand up so the jackass can take a better look at the PURSE on the seat, under my legs.
“Not only does respect need to be earned, but in order to BE respected by the people around you, you need to respect other people, also. And frankly, I couldn’t give a flying fuck about respect towards you.”
He finally shuts up and sits down. I feel complete. I shut him up. Little did I know…
The train finally leaves the station… I mockingly make myself comfortable again… just as before, but this time with an attitude. He stares. The conductor comes in, checks our tickets, does not have any comments based on the way I was positioned on the two seats, greets me respectfully upon seeing my name on my ticket and recognizing it, moves on.
The dude from earlier continues to stare. For the whole 3 hour ride.
Alas, I do not think there is a bad enough word in the entire English vocabulary to describe this person. At least not the ones I know. Please feel free to comment bellow and teach me a few new slurs for incompetent two-legged pigs with no brain, self-esteem, or strength to go up against a 21-year little ol’ me… by all means. Please. I am *dying* to find out if these kind of attention beggars have a name. In any variant of the English language.
THIS IS THE FUCKTARD.
The dude smelled like vinegar. Except it was the sweet odor of his sweat*sarcasm*. This is what I (partially) mean about absolutely loathing public transportation.
LEARN HIS FACE AND OTHER CHARACTERISTICS.
YOU MIGHT NEED THIS KNOWLEDGE SOME DAY TO PREPARE YOURSELF MENTALLY FOR A POSSIBLE RUN-IN WITH ONE OF THE SPECIMENS OF THIS PARTICULARY OBNOXIOUS, AMAZINGLY DUMB BREED OF CREATURES.
until next time,
Cheers
Lexxa~
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Dear _____________,
You don’t know this, but you are the man I will one day fall in love with. We will meet unexpectedly, maybe on a street, or in a coffee shop, or perhaps in theater or at a bookstore, for I very much like both and I hope you like them too. We will talk at first about random things, and exchange numbers and Facebook info. Then we’ll get to know each other casually. We may forget about each other for a time, maybe a week or month or longer, but then we’ll see a status we HAVE to comment on and we’ll remember.
But probably, we won’t forget each other at all, and we’ll talk at the beginning. We’ll realize how much we have in common, and after we get our courage mustered up, we’ll go on a date. It will either be a disaster or totally awesome, but no matter what, it’ll be memorable. So we’ll go on that date, and we’ll call each other and talk afterwards.
I hope that we aren’t only romantic companions in the beginning, but best friends too. We’ll be able to tell each other everything, laugh when we want to, and cry when it’s needed. Memories will be made, and it’ll be wonderful. We’ll fight, but we’ll make up and get over it sooner or later. Because that’s what people do when they truly fall in love… they say they’re sorry. Love doesn’t mean you never have to say sorry (like the movie “Love Story” claims), love means you have to say you’re sorry A LOT.
We’ll be pretty amazing, you and I. I’ll accept your differences, and you’ll accept mine. I can’t wait to see you, and know you, and realize that I’ve finally found someone who loves who I am, despite my craziness. Maybe… you’ll even love my craziness. That would be truly wonderful.
I know you’ll probably have girlfriends before me, and that’s fine. We’re human, I’m cool with that. Will I have a boyfriend before you? I really don’t know. I don’t see myself with someone else. I see myself with you, and only you. I want to hold out for you, because I want you to be my only. But if I have a boyfriend before you, don’t be mad. It’s just practice!
I just want you to know before we meet, that I care about you. I hope you’re doing well right now, and I only want the best for you. Do what you want to in life, and don’t settle. Just remember, save some of your adventures for us, all right? And believe me, we’ll have many of them.
I can’t wait to meet you darling. And I know it’ll happen. I just have to wait, and God will make things work out. So, I guess the most important thing to tell you before I close, is this:
I love you. No matter how much we may fight, no matter what happens to either of us, I love you.
I’ll meet you, darling. I don’t know when, and I don’t know where, but I’ll meet you one day. So be yourself, and live a happy life until then.
So, take care doll… and God’s speed to us.
With my deep affection,
Lexxa
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Re-post as “I do stupid things __ % of the time.”
[x] 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
[x] 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
[x] 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
[x] 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[x] 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
[x] 6. Had people tell you that you are a blonde when you’re not
[x] 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
[x] 8. Have looked for something for atleast 5 min then realized it was in your hand
[x] 9. Tried to push a door that said pull
[x] 10. Tried to pull a door that said push
Running total: 10 LMAO
[] 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
[x] 12. Have hit yourself in the process of hitting something else
[x] 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
[] 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
[x] 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
[x] 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.
[x] 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
[x] 18. Have had your drink come out of your nose because you were laughing so hard
[x] 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
[x] 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.
Running total: 18
[x] 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
[x] 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
[x] 23. Have run into a closed door
[x] 24. Started a conversation other people had just finished
[xxxxxxxxx] 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
[x] 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
[x] 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
[x] 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
[x ALL THE TIME BABY!] 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
[x] 30. Said o’clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o’clock, or 6:15 o’clock
Running total:28
[x] 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
[x] 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.
[x] 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
[x] 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.
[x again. all the time sweetcheeks!!] 35.Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot
[x] 36. Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 37. Wondered why something wasn’t working then realized it wasn’t plugged in
[x] 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 39. Walked into a pole
[x] 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident
Running total: 38
[x] 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
[x] 42. Tried to take a picture of someone’s eyes with the flash on
[x] 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
[x] 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
[x YUP, THAT'S ME EVERY DAY! ] 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
[x] 46. Picked up someone else’s drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
[xxxxxxx] 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 48. Have poked yourself in the eye
[x] 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
[x] 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 48
[x] 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
[x] 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
[xxxxxxxx] 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
[x] 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn’t hear the question in the first place and didn’t feel like asking what it was
[x] 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
[x] 56. Looked into an overhead purposely while it was on
[x HAAAAAAA EVERY SATURDAY!!!!!!!! ]57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn’t have school/work that day
[x THANK GOD FOR DIGITAL PHONE BOOKS! I STILL DON'T KNOW MY CELL # HALF THE TIME!!! ] 58. Forgot your own phone number
[x all the time. it's like a curse ] 59. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
[x happens every day] 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 58
[x] 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
[x] 62. Said funner then had somone make fun of you for it
[xxxxxxxxxxx] 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
[xxxxxxxxxxx] 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
[x] 65. Didn’t do the back side of an assignment because you thought that there wasn’t one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
[x] 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn’t read the directions
[x] 67. Corrected someone’s grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
[xxxxxxxxx] 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
[x] 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
[x] 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 68
[x] 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face on accident.
[x] 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
[x] 73. Ran into a door jam
[x] 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
[x] 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
[] 76. Have purposely licked playground sand
[x] 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren’t
[x] 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
[x] 80. Put tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 78
[x] 81. Put tape on your hair/someone else’s hair then pulled it off
[x] 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
[x] 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop in the back.
[x] 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
[x] 85. Have gotten a hair brush/comb stuck in your hair
[x] 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
[] 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
[x] 88. When at a restaurant, you used the spoon to fling stuff at people
[x] 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
[x] 90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 88
[x] 91. As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
[] 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
[xxxxxxx] 93. Have wrapped someone in toilet paper
[x] 94. Have used somebody else’s toothbrush without even realizing it wasn’t yours
[x] 95. Have started telling a story and forgot what you were talking about or what happened in the story
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 96. Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
[x LOL, i did,... and im NOT proud of it!!! ] 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
[x] 98. When laying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
[x] 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 97
THERE REALLY IS NO HOPE FOR ME!!!
ok, here you go … don’t hate me for knowing my vamps…. I put this together for a friend of mine-also called Vlad-, and then posted it on my message board. and wish to post it here too, because I find it relevant to cultivating culture and I find that those who read this realize that Abraham Stoker was just another novelist and all he wrote about Dracula was FICTION. here it goes…
Lexxa
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Vlad, Vlad the Impaler is also Count Dracula
(because he was part of the order of the dragon and thanks to bram stoker
Bram Stoker made the legend of dracula notorious, and he made Vlad the Impaler notorious and vey well known, not for his ways of punishing his enemies, but for the fact he was supposed to be “the devil” (as he was part of the dragon order, and in romanian mythology the dragon looks completely different-> hell-like) , even if the real character was based on the story of Elizabeth Batory , the bulgarian countess that used to bathe in maiden blood because she thought it would preserve her youth, or so the legend goes.
Dracula by Bram Stoker is the one who made the name of Dracula and The Irish writer Bram Stoker is the one who made the name of Dracula and Transilvania world famous. The young writer decided to use an unusual theme for that time in a new gothic novel and this is how the first (published) novel about vampires was born. He based his novel on research not only in the field of vampirism but also on historical research.
Therefore it seems the character he used for inspiration is a Hungarian countess-named Elizabeth Battory-who became notorious for her crimes. The stories say she used to bathe in maidens blood because she thought this would preserve her youth. Although Elizabeth Battory was cruel enough, Stoker decided he needed a male character for his book and this is how he discovered Prince Vlad Dracula in a book about Transilvania.
The novel itself doesn’t preserve the historical and geographical truth, presenting Dracula as a count and not a prince and also mixing up the actual places in Transilvania but it managed, this way, to make the name of Dracula notorious.History-the true story The prince Vlad Dracula, named this way after his father, was born and lived until the age of four in Sighisoara, one of the fortress cities in Transilvania. The name of Dracula he inherited from his father who, for his battles against the Turks, became part of the “Dragon” knighthood order as “defender of the Christianity”. This symbol of the Dragon he wore ever since gave him the name of “Dracul” (Devil) because in the Romanian mythology the Dragon looks completely different. So everybody thought this Mark of the Dragon looked more closely to the devil. The different ending in his name (Dracul-Dracula) means in Romanian “son of “..So Dracula can be translated with “Son of the devil”. Albeit this name, after he became Ruler of Valahia himself, Vlad received the nickname “Tepes” (the Impeller) because of his favorite way of punishing the enemies. Although cruel, for the Romanians he became a hero, because of the battles he won against the Turks and also due to his fair ruling.
my point is that Dracula, the vampire is pure fictional, and yes, it is connected to the real ruler, but only on a fictional part
the real Vlad Dracul was part of the “Dragon Order” (said earlier) and was known for impalling thiefs and enemies…
and history one 101 ends here. sorry… geeky self showing again ><
(i will post an essay about the REAL FACTS of the history if you wish to read them….)
Last Edited By: Lexxa 29 September, 2009 14:41:47. Edited 2 times.
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1. Pound coins are priceless
2. You will turn into an alcoholic
3. You live for post
4. The student loan isn’t nearly enough
5. You won’t survive without the internet
6. Food is more expensive than you think
7. The halls were only clean on the open day
8. Every class has a complete twat in it ( if you can’t see them, it’s you)
9. Your room will only be tidy when you’re meant to be working and are bored of facebook/msn/ the internet in general
10. Smoking weed appears to be mandatory
11. You need a car
12. Your laptop becomes your best friend
13. You will learn to type a billion words a minute
14. You’ll eventually become immune to alcohol
15. Student loan and overdraft is NOT free money
16.You’ll never know what day of the week it is
17. You have no idea what is going on in the world outside uni.
18. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks but have too many spoons.
19. you will be Faceraped many times
20. You will eat anything
21. You will wear the same pair of jeans for however many days/weeks/months you like.
22. You will wish that the fire alarms were not there
23. £1 shops are the holy grail
24. You will worship Tesco
25. You will ask for student discount on Everything you buy
26. Showers become less important. Sleep becomes more important
27. Your work WILL actually form a new mountain range
28. Your calculator will become your solemate
29. You will start thinking and talking like your friends around you, and will pick up a mixture of silly accents.
30. There will be at least one lecturer you hate
31. There will be at least one lecturer you love
32. Going to bed at 2am is an early night
33. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.
34. You will spend countless hours gazing out of the window.
35. You won’t miss T.V
36. I-player is God
37. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end
38. Your bread will go mouldy
39. To iron your jeans, you spread them out on the floor and force the creases out by hand.
40. Prank calls become funny again
41. You’ll never really know who lives below/above you until there is a fire alarm and you are all kicked outside
42. You’ll eat cereal for dinner
43. You will wear your bag on both shoulders
44. College students are so much more mature
45. You will become an expert in makig paper aeroplanes
46. You will find yourself browsing youtube for hours
47. You will destroy your corridor in halls after a good night out
48. You should NEVER leave your room unlocked
49. Taxis will be a necessity
50. Your pots and pans won’t wash themselves
51. You will facebook/msn/text the room next to you rather than get up
52. You’re so used to your mum buying you things like toothpaste you dont even notice until you have completely run out
53. You will go out until 4am before an important lecture
54. Vouchers for anything become priceless
55. You’ll join everything in Freshers’ week, but then go to none of the meetings
56. You can never afford food, but always a night out!
57. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing facebook every minute
58. you will have watched every single DVD ever made in the first few months
59. You will try to steal as many glasses from as many pubs/bars as you can
60. You walk to town because the bus fare is the equivalent to an extra pint
61. You pay for as much things as possible with 1p and 2p coins
62. You will talk to laods of people at freshers and then ignore them for the rest of the year
63. ou know you’re officially poor when you’re paying for your food with pennys found behind the bed, in bottom of bags etc. you also know this when you go to the bank and withdraw the odd £1.53 from an old account because its so badly needed
64. Facebook will ruin your degree. Wikipedia will save it.
65. Ketchup is more expensive than you think
66. that “24 bottles of booze for £10″ offer in the supermarket doesn’t seem such a good idea when you realise you’ve got no money for a bus and have to walk up the hill to get home
67. Your room will never look as good as somebody elses
68. You will find yourself phoning your mum more often than you thought
69. The microwave will form the basis of many drunken experiments
70. Sunlight is evil
71. you will buy the essential foods from the supermarket but you still “cant be bothered to cook” so you go to the nearest takeaway
72. A Cancelled lecture is almost better than Christmas
73. Pizza dominates your diet
74. You will become hooked on one thing from the canteen menu
75. You will end up wasting loads of time writing silly things like this instead of doing assignments !!
76: AND FINALLY…..VIRGIN MEDIA ARE A COMPLETE JOKE!!!
Vlad
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Your post is very well documented, that is the truth about the story behind Vlad the Impaler. No, he was not a vampire, yes, he was a hero for the Romanian people. Nowadays, we need another one like him, there’s too much corruption going on here. Please post the essay.
